Off Topic: McRib v. Bites Gross-off

Normally classy posts like this are reserved for Friday afternoons around beer o’clock but I’ve been drinking caffeine and the uTest crew has started a debate: which is less appealing, Dunkin’ Donuts new “sausage balls” or McDonald’s McRib**?  The good, bad, and ugly:

Bites: 3 for $1.59, 300 calories, 20g fat, 12g saturated fat, 20mg cholesterol, 550mg sodium, 7g sugar.

McRib: 1 for $?, 500 calories, 26g fat, 10g saturated fat, 70mg cholesterol, 980mg sodium, 11g sugar

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*technically, the “sausage balls” are “Pancake Bites”, despite, literally, being small Munchin donuts with a meat filling.

**We suspect the McRib’s scattered appearance secretly has to do with FDA approvals, or lack thereof.